ONE NIGHT ONLY!

OH LOOK! IT'S THE MILDEST MAN IMAGINABLE. 

Paulette stumbles into a room full of the most strangers he's ever seen, and he doesn't know whether to panic or mingle—so he does both. Sporting a brown sweater and a hot-off-the-fist black eye, he dares to address the room armed with nothing but an arsenal of pleasantries and a monumental fear of rejection.

Hot off of sold-out shows in Edinburgh, DC, Philly, and NYC, certified clown Daniel Maseda brings well-mannered idiot Paulette to Mettlesome with this fan-favorite show that never plays out the same way twice. A good night for anyone who wants to scream at a polite person.

Winner, Fringie Award (Clown), Philly Fringe 2025

Pick of the Fringe, Edinburgh Fringe 2025 (Mervyn Stutter)

Best of the Fringe, District Fringe 2025 (DC Theater Arts)

★★★★½ "Utterly ridiculous…brilliantly performed...laugh-out-loud delirium." (DC Theater Arts)

★★★★ "For this hour, just say yes to the madness." (The Comic's Comic)

Running time: approximately 80 minutes